The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to gypsies selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..